Aunti M is in a rage over an incident she heard about over the holidays. Evidently some man was fired from his job over his pooting, reported by suffering colleagues to be as much as 12-15 times per day. Open the damn window! Aunti M said, unaware of modern ventilation systems. Evidently she has taken to her Facebook page and is holding an organizational meeting of the Freedom to Fart Foundation which will come to his defense. Rumors are that there will also be tee shirts; among them: Blame the Dog! ; and Left Behind!; and The Toot, The Whole Toot and Nothing but the Toot! I am scheduled to serve toddies and bean soup. I was hoping she would wait until Spring when the meeting could be held outdoors but evidently time is of the essence.
I asked her if she wanted to comment but she said no, she was too busy with the press list. I was hoping she would agree to just print media, for obvious reasons, but no, she wants the entire effect. I thought you all would want to know. . .wish us luck.
